we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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