yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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