i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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