he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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