All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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