They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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