I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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