her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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