you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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