what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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