if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
This baby is an asshole
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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