Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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