508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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