that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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