at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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