sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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