He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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