Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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