Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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