If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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