But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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