thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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