So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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