Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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