Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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