He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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