And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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