Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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