he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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