obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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