Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
