At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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