She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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