Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize