Porn is love you can see.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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