i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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