Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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