okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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