areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
