I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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