I want you more than these girls want KFC
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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