I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
they call him Oral-B. enough said
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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