Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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