We're like a lot better than the average bears
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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