i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
