Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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