i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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