sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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