How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If that was your dad, he is hot
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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