i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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