Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
if only i could text you this smell
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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