Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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