she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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