What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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