were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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