Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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