ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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