i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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